Oh, No! How It Grows!

“Sooner or later the Arab world is going to interview the survivors of this raid and they are going to define  the narrative in the Arab world. …  The details of the story have started changing. … As details emerge, as facts begin to change, as the survivors begin to give their version of events, … the conspiracy theories will grow to a point where the focal point becomes revenge and animosity to the United States,” Majid Nawaz says on CNN.

Imagine! Conspiracy theories spread. What to do? How about hold an inquiry? Find out who’s to blame. Have the DNA samples examined. Release the photos. Oh, no! Majid please!

And what’s this? Did the Navy Seals neglect to take “Mrs. Osama” into custody? What a neglectful thing of the Seals. Shame on them. Why would they do that?

Where will it all end? Are we going to open up the whole 9/11 thing again, maybe even hold a second 9/11 Commission?  What a terrible thing that would be. That darned Obama. Look what he’s getting us into!

“Majid Nawaz, we’d like to have you back,” Anderson Cooper says. I’ll bet you would and I bet you will.

If you put your hand in a bee’s nest, what will the bees do?

Can you spell a-c-c-o-u-n-t-a-b-i-l-i-t-y?