For some today brings the beginning of Day Three of the Universal Underworld. For others, tomorrow brings … the end of the world.
James Gilliland encourages all those who intend to leave to pass their worldly goods on to him. Anyone on the West Coast who cannot reach James in time can certainly drop off their valuables with me as an alternative. Or simply drop your credit cards in the mail with PIN attached.
I’m not sure what the Christian groups expecting the rapture will do “the day after.” I’m reminded of the comedy group, Beyond the Fringe, from the Fifties. who would gather every Sunday for the end of the world, reasoning that it had to happen one of these days. Their refrain? “Now is the time, air is the world.”
Rapture May 21st
Major Christian groups have put up billboards and have gotten worldwide attention concerning the rapture happening this weekend. I will be doing my show Saturday night, As You Wish Talk Radio, 8:pm on BBS Radio, www.bbsradio.com If by chance I am taken up be sure and call in so we don’t have any dead air. I will have my dog with me during the show tethered to my waist so ignore any barking, I want to take him with me. There will be a treasure map upon my leaving with all my worldly goods. No fighting I will be watching on high share.
I have prayed to every God – the Christian God, Jewish God, Egyptian Gods, Greek Gods, Hindu Gods, Pagan Goddesses, just to be sure – to cover all my bases with the emphasis on the ones giving the best deals in heaven, such as virgins, gardens, golden cities, cool musical instruments, robes etc. Anyone else who sincerely believes they are going this weekend can leave their exotic cars, keys to any vacation houses, extra cash, gold, credit cards with pin numbers at the ranch.
[Objectionable comment removed at reader’s request. Sorry, James.] Never know might wake up Sunday still here. Also don’t forget if you don’t have a sense of humor you can’t get into heaven. By the way Oct 28th is the day they claim the world will be destroyed which oddly enough is the day we go through the tail of comet Elenin.