Now you REALLY want to flatten your vasanas – or find yourself in big trouble. The Mobile Screening Module screens for … malintent. Hey, you with the chip on your shoulder, come over here.
After we determine you’re a troublemaker we’ll line you up against the wall and hit you with this baby.
(Don’t worry. None of this will happen. But this is what your friendly New World Order had in store for you – and much worse.)
Remember all this is because of those “terrorists.” You know? The CIA terrorists. The FBI terrorists. The Dept. of Homeland Security terrorists.
Yah, I’m over here. No, Vancouver, B.C. Yah, just waiting for you.