How the Media will Report the End of the World.
USA Today: WE’RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends
Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share
Sports Illustrated: Game Over!
Discover Magazine: How Will the Extinction of All Life as We Know It Affect the Way We View the Cosmos?
TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Neilson Ratings Soar!
Lady’s Home Journal: Lose 10 Lbs. by Judgment Day with Our New “Armageddon” Diet
America Online: System Temporarily Down. Try Calling Back in 100 Years
Inc. magazine: Ten Ways You Can Profit from the Apocalypse
IBM: Armageddon-Tolerant Software Now Available!
The New York Times: Proof that Bush Policies Caused Global Warming
Cuba Libre: America Blows Up World!
Arizona Republic: Temperatures Expected to Hit 1016 F in the Shade Today.